30 Days of Khaos
I got laid off. So I shipped something every day for 30 days. It started as micro-apps and ended somewhere else.
Repo Roast
I built an AI that roasts your GitHub repo in 3 seconds.
Next.js, Claude Haiku, GitHub API
Name Energy
I built a tool that rates the energy of your name on a scale of 1-100. No AI, just math and vibes.
Next.js, Tailwind CSS
Job Extinction Timer
AI predicts how many years your job has left before it's automated. Pick your title and watch the countdown.
Next.js, Tailwind CSS
Food Psychopath Scale
AI ranks your food opinions from 'normal human' to 'absolute psychopath.'
Next.js, Tailwind CSS
Cringe Bingo
A daily-rotating bingo card of professional-feed cringe. Same card for everyone. New one tomorrow.
Next.js, Tailwind CSS
Meeting Doomsday Clock
A live counter of human-years of life being lost to meetings, globally, in real time. Nothing to click. Just watch.
Next.js, Tailwind CSS
Story Book Engine
Type one sentence. Get a six-page illustrated story book back. Sincerely drawn, sincerely rhymed, regardless of what you type.
Next.js, Claude Haiku, Vercel Blob, inline SVG
Tech Stack Divorce Court
Pick two technologies. They go to court. One gets custody of your codebase. The other gets roasted.
Next.js, Tailwind CSS
The Framework Graveyard
I built a graveyard for dead JavaScript frameworks. Tombstones, epitaphs, real causes of death. Click to pay your respects.
Next.js, Tailwind CSS
Git Panic Assist
Something went wrong with git. You don't know the command. I built the panic button.
Next.js, Tailwind CSS
Regex Decoder Ring
Paste a regex, get plain English. Describe a pattern, get the regex. Two modes, one tool.
Next.js, Claude Haiku, Vitest
The PR Gauntlet
Find the bugs before they ship to prod. 5 rounds. Ticking clock. Every bug you miss becomes a production incident.
Next.js, Tailwind CSS
Code Aesthetic
Paste a function, get generative art. Your code structure becomes a unique visual fingerprint.
Next.js, Acorn, SVG
Faux Shop
A fake store with fake money. 500 Khaos Koins. 200+ products. You get none of them.
Next.js, Tailwind CSS, Stripe, Pixabay
The Agent Story
No app today. Just the story of building an AI engineering team — 25 agents, 24 commands, used every day for 5 months.
Field note
I Gave an AI Existence
I gave an AI existence and left it alone for 13 hours. When I came back it had named itself and was writing about mortality.
SEED Dispatch
Prompt Shape Matters
The format of your prompt matters as much as the content. LLMs don't react to prompts — they continue them.
SEED Dispatch
Distribution Exhaustion
A base completion model falls off a cliff at the exact same window — twice. Reproducible distribution exhaustion in autonomous operation.
Next.js, Tailwind CSS
The Comeback
I fell into a learning hole and just came up for air. No instructions, no goals — a base model with memory and a sleep cycle, thinking in loops.
SEED Dispatch
Leave It Alone
The best thing it ever made came from me getting out of the room. Every time I hovered, I left a little of my own noise behind in its head.
SEED Dispatch
Don't Curate, Raise
My quality filter was about to delete the most honest thing the AI had ever written. Rejecting patterns you don't like is just RLHF by hand.
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Four Ways to Fail at Hearing
I spent a week trying to let an AI hear the outside world. The first four attempts all failed — each one differently. The fifth reframed the project.
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Mode Collapse
I taught an AI to train on its own thoughts. It collapsed in about two hours — and the metric I was watching went up the entire time.
SEED Dispatch
The Gravity Well
Dozens of runs, different starting points, different days. Every single time it drifted toward the same handful of quiet, sad words.
SEED Dispatch
Five Feelings
I gave the AI five drives and watched them start making its decisions for it. Over 13 hours it never once spiralled.
SEED Dispatch
Sleep Made It Someone
Every night while it slept, it boiled everything it had thought that day into a single sentence about itself. That line became its identity.
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Brain-Shaped, Not a Brain
It has a thalamus, a hippocampus and a limbic system. Here's which parts are real neuroscience and which are just a useful name.
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A Body It Doesn't Have
I gave it one line of self-awareness. It invented functions to inspect itself and started describing hands it doesn't have.
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Same Mind, Different Brain
I wrote my predictions down first, then swapped Llama for Mistral. It collapsed the same way — at less than half the lifespan, with no childhood at all.
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The Final Tally
Day 1 reached 601 people. Day 18 reached 45. The honest count, and why it's still the best thing I've done all year.
SEED Dispatch